10大搞笑足球犯规，有什么话好好说，别扯裤子

一般来讲就是推人，抬脚过高之类的鲁莽动作，犯规但视情况而定，很少会给牌 越位啊手球啥的其实也挺常见 我只好奇问题里面说的 “酿成大祸” 是什么……背后铲人或者剪刀脚这种红黄牌动作把人弄伤了？

英语三人情景对话（要搞笑的）有什么

A：Welcome to our Sunday TV show. As usual, let me introduce myself first. I am Kevin. And my favorite TV stat is Kevin. It’s me. I am only joking. Now, let’s begin our TV show. Today we will talk about people’s entertainment. John, what kind of movies do you like?

B：Well, I like comedies best. And my favorite comedy is Mr. Bean. Rowan Atkinson is my favorite movie star.

A: How about you, C?

C: I like science fiction movies best. I think science is very useful. A: I like science fiction movies too. Do you like it, D?

D: En, I prefer cartoons. They are very funny.

A: Cartoons are also very good. Now the second question is, what’s your favorite book?

B: I like novels very much. And Chales Dickens is my favorite author. His ‘ Oliver Twist’ is my favorite book.

A: You, C?

C: Poetry is my favorite. Shelley is my favorite poem. A: Shelley is a romantic poem. D, What’s your favorite?

D: I like biographies. I know many famous people from reading biographies.

A: At last, What’s your favorite sport?

B: Tennis. I can play it well. And Roger Federer is my favorite athlete. He is a great athlete. He has got many champion.

C: I am a volleyball fan. Playing volleyball is my hobby.

D: I like volleyball, too. Shall we have a march later, C?

C: That’s great. I think it will be exciting.

A: That’s the end of our special TV show for today. Goodbye! Have a nice day!

坐上亿高铁吹牛逼搞笑句子

1．每次坐高铁，总有人大声放视频，还有小朋友尖叫家长不管的，耳朵爆炸，素质差

2．每次坐高铁出湖北，要经过一些山区，海拔变高，耳鸣，耳膜鼓起来，贼喜欢这感觉

3．记录这一美妙时刻，这是我家小仔第一次坐高铁，看他兴奋的样，似乎很享受路上的时光，脸上挂着幸福的笑容，开心极了，此刻只想让时光慢一点慢一点

在家看风景的搞笑句子

1、人生得意须尽欢 胡吃海喝需尽兴

2、看不一样的风景，拥有的都是好心情

3、找不到答案的时候，就去看一看这个世界。

4、美好的事物等你去发现

5、揣着一口袋的开心满载而归

6、出发永远是最有意义的事，去做就对了

7、用脚步去丈量世界，用眼睛去记录风景

8、见山是山，见水是水，见你是全世界

9、也想看看你眼里的风景

10、幸福美好的日子希望有你在

11、你所不知道的远方 都是值得一去的天堂

12、我从远方赶来，赴你一面之约

13、你笑起来真好看，像春天的花一样…

14、心中草莽无文案，只知游玩很欢愉

15、你透过车窗看风景 山川湖泊也在看你

适合4个人英语配音的电影片段(10分钟左右)，最好是搞笑一点的

13现代启示录 自卫反击战 生于七月四日

14野战排 猎鹿人 哈迪塞镇之战

15风语者

16拯救大兵瑞恩

17细细的红线 胜利大逃亡

18天与地 蛇谷奇兵 闪电行动 高山下的花环

19全金属外壳

20我们是士兵

21辛德勒的名单22壮志凌云

23太阳泪

24特洛伊